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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 02:32

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service